Ahmed
27-05-2006, 09:36:05 PM
Conversation between a Software Engineer and his w
Husband: (Returning late from work )
"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found...
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card; I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife: It was a grate mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are a useless nut.
Husband: It's by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use ... Try after some time.
Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.
Wife: Are you going to drink water?
Husband: File system is full.
Wife: What is relation between u and your Receptionist?
Husband: Only user in my WRITE group.
Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown Virus
م ن ق و ل
^_^
Husband: (Returning late from work )
"Good Evening Dear, I'm now logged in."
Wife: Have you brought the grocery?
Husband: Bad command or filename.
Wife: But I told you in the morning
Husband: Erroneous syntax. Abort?
Wife: What about my new TV?
Husband: Variable not found...
Wife: At least, give me your Credit Card; I want to do some shopping.
Husband: Sharing Violation. Access denied...
Wife: Do you love me or do you only love computers or are you just being funny?
Husband: Too many parameters...
Wife: It was a grate mistake that I married an idiot like you.
Husband: Data type mismatch.
Wife: You are a useless nut.
Husband: It's by Default.
Wife: What about your Salary?
Husband: File in use ... Try after some time.
Wife: Who was in the car this morning?
Husband: System is unstable. Press CTRL + ALT + DEL to Reboot.
Wife: Are you going to drink water?
Husband: File system is full.
Wife: What is relation between u and your Receptionist?
Husband: Only user in my WRITE group.
Wife: What is my value in the family.
Husband: Unknown Virus
م ن ق و ل
^_^